I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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