doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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