Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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