I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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