Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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