i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you win again, gameday.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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