i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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