we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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