So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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