I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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