i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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