Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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