Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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