I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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