we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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