You work out of a Hotel?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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