i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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