Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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