and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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