Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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