i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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