at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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