I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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