I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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