He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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