ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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