This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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