Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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