I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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