is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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