i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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