the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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