Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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