? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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