so explain again why im purple
no
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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