I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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