If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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