somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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