i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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