Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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