There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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