He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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