when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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