I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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