Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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