I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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