did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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