why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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