whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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