If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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