I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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