If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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