Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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