"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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